MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT THANKS PETE IS THAT WHEN PATRICK WAS TALKING HE DIDNT EVEN SEE ANYTHING BEHIND HIM HE JUST KNEW IT WAS PETE PICKIN G HIM UP
Do parents realise they make their kids feel like shit
tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck