sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
"y-o-u-t-w-o-s-h-o-u-l-d-d-a-t-e… wow can you believe this?"
“you are moving the ouija board”
“no this is legit woah looks like the ghost thinks we should date”
probably no one thought about me today
when your family makes fun of something you’re passionate about and then claim they were ‘just teasing’
"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.
i feel bad for nice sharks because no matter how nice they are everyone screams and swims away scared shitless like maybe that shark just wanted to braid hairs and talk about celebs
in a healthy, close relationship of any kind, when something upsets you, you need to bring it up. as soon as possible, even. cultivate an environment in which you both can talk about things that upset you, with the utmost attention to everyone’s feelings. it’s a really simple thing to do but it’s a thing i’ve been working on for a while and i’m getting actual nice things happening as a result
them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?