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I Will Defend The Faith, Going Down Swinging


“The brightest stars are visible only in the darkest of nights."

20dollarnosebleecl:

MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT THANKS PETE IS THAT WHEN PATRICK WAS TALKING HE DIDNT EVEN SEE ANYTHING BEHIND HIM HE JUST KNEW IT WAS PETE PICKIN G HIM UP 

Do parents realise they make their kids feel like shit

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
  • tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website

    steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

    steampoweredcupcake:

    can someone write a book about this

    people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen

    like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

    monobeartheater:

    verylittlebird:

    a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

    what the fuck